You're Only Second Rate is a song featured in the film, The Return of Jafar sung by Jafar. He sings how Genie's power is inferior to his own.
Lyrics[]
I must admit
Your parlor tricks
Are amusing.
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat.
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me.
' Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown!
Let's see what you've got!
You can try to slam me
With your hardest stuff,
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff.
I'll set the record straight:
You're simply out of date.
You're only second rate.
You think your cat's a meanie,
But your tiger's tame.
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game,
So for your education
I reiterate:
You're only second rate.
Men cower
At the power
In my pinky.
My thumb is number one
On every list;
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test.
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With a big surprise!
Slap me in a trap!
Cut me down to size!
I'll make a great escape:
It's just a piece of cake.
You're only second rate.
You know your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough;
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up.
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state:
You're only second rate.
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazomnibus!
This thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous stare!
You look horrendous in your underwear,
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate;
I'll send your back end packing
In a shipping crate!
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate!
You're only second rate!
