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"Me" is one of the songs from the Broadway musical adaptation of Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

It is sung by the conceited hunter, Gaston, as part of his marriage proposal to Belle

Lyrics[]

Gaston: You've been dreaming just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man's property?
Good news! That he-man's me!

This equation, girl plus man
Doesn't just help you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!

We'll be raising sons galore

Belle: Inconceivable!

Gaston: Each built six foot four!

Belle: Unbelievable!

Gaston: Each one stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!

Belle: I'm not hearing this!

Gaston: You'll be keeping house with pride!

Belle: Just incredible!

Gaston: Each day gratified

Belle: So unweddable!

Gaston: That you are a part of this idyllic scene.

Picture this: a rustic hunting lodge,
My latest kill roasting over the fire,
My little wife massaging my feet, while
The little ones play on the floor with the dogs.
Oh, we'll have six or seven!

Belle: Dogs?

Gaston: No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me!

Belle: Imagine that!

Gaston: I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All's well that ends with me!
Escape me? There's no way
Certain as "Do, Re,"
Belle, when you marry...

So Belle, what will it be?

Is it "Yes," or is it "Oh, yes?"

Belle: I...I just don't deserve you!

Gaston: Who does?
ME!

Belle: But thanks for asking.

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Series
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Characters
Original: Belle (Once Upon a TimeDescendants2017) • Beast (Once Upon a TimeDescendants2017)• CogsworthLumiereMrs. PottsChipThe Potts ChildrenChef BoucheVillagersMauricePhilippeGastonLeFouBimbettesSultanWardrobeFifiEnchantressMonsieur D'ArqueWolvesMusic BoxCoat RackGaston's BuddiesThe BooksellerPierrePalanquin

Enchanted Christmas: AngeliqueForteFife
Belle's Magical World: WebsterCraneLe PlumeWitherspoonChandeleria
Sing Me a Story with Belle: HarmonyBig BookLewis and Carol
Book Characters: Countess de la PerleThunderLoveDeath
Remake: CadenzaJean PottsMonsieur ToiletteThe KingThe Queen

Songs
Original: PrologueBelleGastonBe Our GuestSomething ThereHuman AgainBeauty and the BeastThe Mob Song

Broadway: No Matter WhatMeHomeHow Long Must This Go On?If I Can't Love HerMaison Des LunesA Change in Me
Enchanted Christmas: StoriesAs Long As There's ChristmasDon't Fall in LoveA Cut Above the Rest
Belle's Magical World: A Little ThoughtListen With Our Hearts
Live-Action Film: How Does a Moment Last ForeverDays in the SunEvermore

Objects
The Enchanted RoseEnchanted MirrorMaurice's Machine
Locations
Beast's CastleLibraryBelle's CottageVillageBallroomThe Black ForestTavernThe West WingBelle's Room
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