- “No. Say no. Sorry, Scott, I have a career here. I'm not moving to Greenland to catch and sell shrimp. Nope. Uh-uh. 'Cause you'll do anything for him. I'm not raising my kids on a trawler. Smelly, damp, swearing sea children. And what about me? I get seasick standing on the beach. No. No! The answer's no!”
- ―Marie Calvin refuses to leave Florida.
Marie Calvin is Charlie Calvin's wife, who appears as a minor character in The Santa Clauses.
She is Scott's and Carol's daughter-in-law, and the mother of their sons Asher and Peter