According to The Land Before Time III: The Time Of The Great Giving And The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through The Mists, I joined Littlefoot and his pals within The Land Before Time III: The Time Of The Great Giving. The Land Before Time III: The Time Of The Great Giving turned out to be the third The Land Before Time video because something meant that it turned out to be the second and next sequel movie to The Land Before Time (1988). It turned out to be my top favorite main reason why I like bully dinosaurs. Littlefoot along with his pals began their water-finding quest of their own when the water became too scarce throughout the Great Valley by the big flying rocks throughout their gigantic meteor shower, but they encountered a bunch of dangers that were far more threatening than any that they had ever known along the way. I joined Littlefoot then his pals, Cera then Ducky then Petrie then Spike then their enemies, Hyp and Nod and Mutt the three meanest and impolite teenager bully dinosaurs within their tale full of hope then courage then caring that was so big and filled up with new friends and new great songs. Hyp and Nod and Mutt decided to sing the When You’re Big song when they decided to bully Littlefoot then Cera then Ducky then Petrie then Spike. Cera’s dad decided to sing the Standing Tough song when he decided to teach everyone that it was important to survive shortage water droughts and wait to have more water enough throughout the Great Valley. Littlefoot then Cera then Petrie then Ducky sang the Kids Like Us song in order to team up with Spike to stop Hyp and Nod and Mutt from getting hurt in the Mysterious Beyond. The Land Before Time III: The Time Of The Great Giving was so released in 1995 from MCA Universal Home Video through the 20th century when I was three-years-old in 1995 through the 20th century. The great fun and the big magic and the big enchantment and the big excitement and the great music and the great songs about Littlefoot and all of his dinosaur buddies returned to me throughout their fourth and most exciting and entertaining and musical adventure called The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through The Mists in 1996. The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through The Mists turned out to be the fourth The Land Before Time video because something meant that it turned out to be the next sequel movie to The Land Before Time (1988). Littlefoot decided to set out to the Valley of Mists and decided to go find the magical golden night flower in the Land of Mists when he decided to team up with the magical golden night flower to cure his sick grandpa. The well-known old one longneck who turned out to be the well-known mother of Littlefoot’s brand-new found female longneck friend, Ali told everyone that the beautiful golden petals of the magical golden night flower could only cure Littlefoot’s grandpa when Littlefoot’s grandpa got sick. Littlefoot decided to feel too worried about his sick grandpa when he decided to go find the magical golden night flower in the Land of Mists and decided to team up with the magical golden night flower to cure his sick grandpa. According to the magical golden night flower, no dinosaur can recover from his or her illness unless they would eat the beautiful golden petals of the magical golden night flower. That’s because sick dinosaurs eat the beautiful golden petals of the magical golden night flower and are cured if they would eat the beautiful golden petals of the magical golden night flower in time. Littlefoot knew that he decided not to go play when he decided to feel too worried about his sick grandpa. Ali knew much about the whole way to the Land of Mists when she decided to help Littlefoot search for the magical golden night flower. Joining Littlefoot on his adventure to cure his sick grandpa were his pals, Cera then Ducky then Petrie then Spike then their brand-new found friend, Ali. This beautifully hand-drawn animated and heartwarming story was so big and full of all the splendor and enchantment and majesty that made many of all of the The Land Before Time movie releases so popular with movie theater audiences everywhere then this sensational tale was so big and full of the same great music and the same great songs that the children who loved Littlefoot became very accustomed to. The very happiest thing was that I became the part of this greatest tradition of family movie film entertainment and that I joined the most lovable bunch of dinosaurs that the planet Earth world had ever known in a great musical story that I would not forget. It was called The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through The Mists. The very happiest point about my very greatest interest in the planet Earth world dinosaurs within the The Land Before Time video collection was that I made my talent to remember all of the well-known other The Land Before Time video favorites such as the first and original of The Land Before Time that had been from 1988 and The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure from 1994 and The Land Before Time III: The Time Of The Great Giving from 1995 throughout their journey from MCA Universal Home Video within the 20th century.

I like my London, England Neverland hero friend, Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney’s classic, Peter Pan and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios. I believed in him when I was only 11-years-old in 2003. He was the boy that does not grow up because something meant that he lived on Neverland, a magical island with beautiful and lovely mermaids and wild redskin Indians and mean and malice pirates that turned out to be the Second Star to the Right and then straight on till Morning in the heavens that was high above London, England during the 20th century year, 1904 during the really early 20th century. He took Mr. George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling, and her two young brothers, John Darling, and Michael Darling from Bloomsbury in London, England to Neverland in order to fight with Captain Hook. His sensational legend was set in London, England on the planet, Earth and on Neverland in the heavens high above London. Every night, he had to team up with his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell to visit the planet Earth world on the planet, Earth when they did not hang out with their friends on the Neverland island in the heavens that was high above London in the 20th century year, 1904 in the really early 20th century. He chose the quiet corner house that was the home resident of the Darling family on the quiet corner street in Bloomsbury located in London because something meant that there were 5 people there that believed in him. There was Wendy’s mom, Mrs. Mary Darling. She was so kindhearted and she was so radiant and she was the loveliest lady in Bloomsbury with a sweet mocking mouth that had one kiss on it that Wendy would not get though it was there perfectly conspicuous on the right-hand corner and she believed that Peter was the spirit of youth back when she was by Wendy’s age before long Wendy was born. Her husband, Mr. George Darling who had to look kinda like Wendy’s London, England banker dad was a banker who knew the cost of everything even a hug and he was a practical man and he hated believing in Peter because he thought Peter was childish fiddle-faddle then nonsense then poppycock and he wanted Wendy to grow up in order to grow out of the Peter Pan stories that she told to John and Michael so that she could have her own room. I had to solve that problem by turning him into the great big green-colored jumping green pond frog so that he could jump and swim in rivers and lakes and ponds and eat yummy bugs by catching them with his own long sticky tongue that was so sticky like glue from glue sticks so that no one not even his kids or his wife could save him all the way from the curse that trapped him in a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog’s body and he will enjoy the talent to remain a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog every day and every night in every year and that will get to be his punishment for having his hatred for believing in Peter Pan. Their sons, John and Michael that had to look kinda like Wendy’s brothers believed that Peter was a real person and they made him look kinda like the hero part of all their nursery games while they played swoosh-buckling pirate sword fight adventures to look kinda like Peter and Captain Hook. Michael pretended to look kinda like Peter and John pretended to look kinda like Peter’s enemy, Captain James Hook the really evil and really notorious pirate captain of the Jolly Roger pirate ship. Their eldest sister, Wendy that had to look kinda like Mr. and Mrs. Darling’s eldest daughter did not only believe that she was the supreme great authority on Peter and all of his so cool and marvelous adventures such as the time Peter cutted Captain Hook’s left-hand off, and threw Captain Hook’s left-hand to the crocodile. Nana the nursemaid who turned out to be their pet St. Bernard dog kept her opinions to herself, and viewed the whole big affair with a certain tolerance. Then according to the most enchanted and magical legend of Peter Pan, I refused to hang out with Captain Hook when I decided to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile. The crocodile swallowed his hand. It means that Peter Pan knew everything about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw it to the crocodile. The truth about the crocodile was that he swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and turned out to be Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping Mr. George Darling's kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter's men, the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief's daughter, Tiger Lily the very young Indian Princess daughter of the Neverland Indian Chief. Peter Pan is my Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England because he told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook's hand off and threw it to the crocodile. His job was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook with the help of the crocodile. That's because Peter Pan was better than Captain Hook. I did it to have my great belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old. I had to go through my Peter Pan experiences when I had my belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old in 2003. The Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney version of Peter Pan with Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll as Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios were better than The Cat In The Hat with Michael John Myers OC as the Cat in the Hat and Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III who played Thomas the Tank Engine’s great friend, Mr. Conductor, the North American Indian Valley Railroad Shining Time Station train conductor in Thomas And The Magic Railroad as Lawrence Quinn. I teamed up with Peter Pan (Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter) and Peter Pan (Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll) to fight Lawrence Quinn (Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III). I had some top favorite things to like the most about Peter. He had to look kinda like the mean robber in Tinker Bell’s sensational light on his search for his shadow and he can fly in order to get around London, England and the Neverland island and he can draw Captain Hook’s cannonball fire shots so that he can escape the cannonball fire shots and he liked imitating Captain Hook and he had talent to fight Captain Hook and call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Captain Hook gave me permission to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock because he was so too very dangerous to hang out with and he had his very sharpest iron hook for a claw. The crocodile swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and the clock because something meant that he had to look kinda like Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping London, England Banker George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter Pan’s men, Slightly and Nibs and the Twins and Cubby and Curly and Tootles the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief’s daughter, Princess Tiger Lily throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Peter Pan told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw Captain Hook’s hand to the crocodile because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. His adventure was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to team up with the crocodile to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook. To do that, he teamed up with London, England Banker George Darling’s eldest daughter, Wendy Moira Angela Darling to save Tiger Lily from Captain Hook and her drown death in the water at Skull Rock and get Tiger Lily back to her father, the Neverland Indian Chief, and finally, the good news to know was that he joined his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell on her mission to save the Lost Boys and Wendy and John and Michael from Captain Hook on Captain Hook’s pirate ship. I did those things to look kinda like the too very bravest as a too very bravest vigilant adventurer in order to have great belief in Peter Pan when I believed in Peter Pan at 11-years-old in 2003 so that could join Peter out on his swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles to call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile for kidnapping Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily. Peter had to look kinda like the winner of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles and Captain Hook had to look kinda like the loser of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles. By the time Wendy knew that when they were even kidnapped, she knew that Peter could save them and he did save them and he teamed up with Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily to call Captain Hook a codfish so that they could send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock. Peter Pan gave me permission to say that he was better than Captain Hook because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. By the time Wendy left her childhood behind, she had to look kinda like the mom to her daughter, Jane because something meant that she had to tell Jane how Peter made brand-new friends with her and took her to defeat Captain Hook. Jane wanted to make her brand-new friends with Peter and his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell when she wanted to hear the generous stories about Peter and the Lost Boys and the pirates and the mermaids and the Neverland Indian Encampment.

Full Name: Golem

Others Names: Iron Golem Golem

Iron Golem (Minecraft The Movie: Story Of Golem 2023) Is The Main Protagonist Of Minecraft The Movie: Story Of Golem 2023

As I almost always do, in this story I pretend Leonard and Penny are my parents and that Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj are brothers, which makes Sheldon, Howard and Raj my paternal uncles and Amy and Bernadette my paternal aunts by marriage. I also pretend Halley and Neil (obviously my paternal cousins in this story) are a few years older than me and that I'm a few months older than Sheldon and Amy's son Leonard (obviously my paternal cousin in this story). My story is set somewhere around November 2016 (because of the Lego Yellow Submarine set), when I was 13 years old. I also kind of changed the chronological order of the show

Leonard, Penny and I arrive in Howard and Bernadette's house

Howard: Leonard! Penny! Come in!

Me: Uncle Howard! Aunt Bernadette!

I hug Howard and Bernadette

Bernadette: nice to see you Matias

Howard: You should visit us more often

Me: yeah I agree

Leonard: Matias really wanted to visit you since last week. He almost never asks to visit you

Howard: I'm still glad he did brother

I see Halley and Neil

Me: cousins!

Halley: hello Matias!

Neil: hi Matias

I hug Halley and Neil

Howard: Bernadette, Matias and I are gonna play in Matias' bedroom

Penny: but don't play for too long! Uncle Sheldon, Aunt Amy, your cousin Leonard and Uncle Raj will arrive in a short time!

Me: ok mom!

Bernadette: congratulations Penny. Now Matias will ignore us for the rest of the day

Me: let's go to play now!

Howard, Bernadette and I go to my bedroom and Howard and I play a Doctor Who fight videogame in my PS4 (I'm playing as Peter Capaldi's version of the Doctor and Howard is playing as David Tennant's version) and I play effortlessly on purpose

Bernadette: harder Matias!

Howard beats me at the game

Howard: I won!

Bernadette: How could you lose like that Matias?! You didn't even make an effort!

Me: I let myself lose on purpose Aunt Bernadette. That's exactly why I chose Capaldi. He's the worst Doctor in my opinion. Because… [I turn to Howard] Uncle Howard wasn't your birthday last week?

Howard: oh my god. Yes

Me: well happy belated birthday!

I take a box-shaped gift out of my pocket

Howard: What's this? Is that a Lego? I'm really glad you thought about… [he opens the present] oh my god! It's a Lego Beatles set! The Yellow Submarine one!

Howard and I sing the "we all live in a yellow submarine" part from "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles

Howard: thank you so much Matias!

Howard and I hug each other

Howard: can you believe your Aunt Amy and you were the only ones who remembered my birthday besides your Aunt Bernadette and your cousins?

I react with a sad face

Howard: your parents didn't even remember. Neither your Uncle Sheldon, your cousin Leonard or your Uncle Raj

Me: What?! Uncle Sheldon didn't remember?! He has a really great memory just like me!

Howard: I know right?! I don't even care he didn't remember but it still kinda surprises me. I'm more upset your Uncle Raj didn't remember

Me: I'm really sorry for you. Even though I'm really close with Uncle Sheldon I notice he's kinda rude to you. He says you never did anything great but that's not true. You went to space in 2012! He may have won a Nobel prize in physics in 2002 for super asymetry but what you did was even better!

Bernadette: I really like your nice words Matias

Howard: yeah you're right. You know what we're gonna do? Your Aunt Amy and the 3 of us are gonna spend the day together outside!

Me: let's go!

Bernadette: Matias I really know that look on your face. You're happy Aunt Amy is joining us. She's your favorite aunt right?

Me: I don't have favorite uncles and aunts! It's just that I have a special relationship with them that's all!

Bernadette: which makes them your favorite uncle and aunt

Howard: leave Matias alone Bernie. Let's go downstairs

Howard, Bernadette and I leave my bedroom

To be continued…

Sheldon and Leonard go to Howard and Bernadette's house and Sheldon angrily knocks the door

Sheldon: Howard? [He knocks the door again] Howard? [He knocks the door again] Howard?

Howard: go away Sheldon!

Leonard: open the door right now you little pervert jerk and minor abuser!

Bernadette opens the door

Bernadette: come in brothers-in-law. I swear I didn't know Howard was taking us to a strip club. It was really traumatizing for Matias. So traumatizing that he touched my leg and Amy's

Leonard: yeah Penny told me that

Sheldon and Leonard go into the house and find Howard in the living room

Sheldon: listen you little pervert jerk and minor abuser! Aren't you ashamed of taking 2 women and a 13-year-old boy to a strip club?! Amy got back home last night completely angry and told me you took her, Bernadette and Matias to a strip club! Amy and I know Matias better than you and when he hangs out with his other uncle and aunt he gets traumatized!

Leonard: and that night Penny woke me up to tell me Amy took Matias back to our apartment completely traumatized because he saw boobs of a woman in that strip club! Aren't you ashamed of traumatizing your own wife, sister-in-law and nephew?!

Howard: and aren't you 2 ashamed you forgot your own brother's birthday?! Last week it was my birthday and nobody remembered besides Bernadette and my children! Amy and Matias, my own sister-in-law and nephew, were the only ones who remembered!

Howard goes upstairs

Sheldon: oh lord! I can't believe I forgot Howard's birthday! I have a really great memory!

Leonard: yeah me too. Listen. Why don't you and Amy come over? You might help Matias cheer up

Sheldon: of course we will!

Meanwhile Penny and I are in my bedroom

Penny: are you feeling better Matias?

Me: yeah a little better. I kind of feel bad for Uncle Howard, mom. Last week it was his birthday and Aunt Amy and I were the only ones who remembered besides Aunt Bernadette, Halley and Neil. He only wanted to have fun

I start crying and Penny hugs me

Penny: it's ok sweetie. Listen I'm sorry we forgot about your Uncle Howard's birthday. It's just we aren't very close with him. By the way Aunt Amy send me some videos of you singing. You sing very great!

Me: thanks mom

Leonard gets back home and walks to my bedroom

Leonard: hey son. I have a surprise for you

Sheldon and Amy walk in my bedroom

Sheldon: hello Matias

Me: Uncle Sheldon! Aunt Amy!

I get up of my bed and I hug Shedon and Amy

Me: where's Leonard?

Sheldon: why do you call your father by his own name?

Me: I'm talking about...

Sheldon: Bazinga! Yeah I know you're talking about your cousin

Amy: he's at my parents' house

Me: yeah. At my mortal enemy number 1's house

Amy: Hahahaha!

Me: but I actually like your father

Sheldon: How about we go watch Fantastic Beasts?

Me: Good idea!

Sheldon, Amy and I go to watch Fantastic Beasts 1 in theatres and do a lot of fun things the rest of the day

The end

WARNING: The ending has some parts you might find really disturbing and creapier than usual

Howard, Bernadette and I go downstairs, we go to the kitchen and we see Sheldon, Amy, their son Leonard and Raj

Me: Uncle Sheldon! Aunt Amy!

Sheldon: hello Matias!

Amy: come with your favorite uncle and aunt!

I hug Sheldon and Amy

Me: hello Leonard

Leonard (Sheldon and Amy's son): hello cousin

Me: hello Uncle Raj

Raj: nice to see you Matias

Leonard: it's good everybody is here. Let's make the food

Raj: I'm on it

Bernadette: actually Raj make food for 7 people because Howard, Amy, Matias and I are gonna spend the rest of the day outside

Amy: really?!

Howard: we thought it would a really good idea since Matias almost never visits us. Also I have a really great relationship with Amy and she and Bernadette almost never hang out together

Sheldon: wait wait wait. You're inviting Amy and not me?

Bernadette: sorry Sheldon. The thing is Howard gets along really well with your wife

Howard: maybe another time

Penny: wait. I'm coming. I won't send Matias alone

Howard: he's coming with us sister-in-law don't worry

Amy: if it makes you feel better I'll take Matias home since he visits me more often than

Me: yeah it's ok Aunt Amy

Leonard: let them go

Penny: alright have fun

Amy, Howard, Bernadette and I leave the house

Sheldon: I can't believe Howard and Bernadette kidnapped Matias and that Amy didn't do anything!

Leonard: let them be Sheldon. Amy and you're not Matias' only uncle and aunt

Amy, Howard, Bernadette and I are in the cheesecake factory drinking Coke (me), beer (Howard) and wine (Amy and Bernadette)

Amy, Howard, Bernadette and I: cheers!

Me: this is very nice!

Howard: How about some karaoke?!

Me: yeah!

Howard and I go to the stage and we sing "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles

**Howard:

In the town where I was born

Me:

Lived a man who sailed to sea

Howard:

And he told us of his life

Me:

In the land of submarines

Howard:

So we sailed up to the sun

Me:

Till we found the sea of green

Howard:

And we lived beneath the waves

Howard and me:

In our yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine!

Yellow submarine!

Yellow submarine!

We all live in a yellow submarine!

Yellow submarine!

Yellow submarine!

Afterwards, Amy and Howard sing some Neil Diamond songs, Howard and I sing more Beatles songs, some hours later Amy, Howard, Bernadette and I go to a secret strip club (unknown to Amy, Bernadette and me) and Amy, Bernadette and I notice a tube, which makes us nervous

Me: I have a bad feeling about this Aunt Amy. I think we should go home

Amy: yeah me too

Howard: no one's going home until the show ends

Bernadette: but Howie...

A semi-naked woman gets out of some curtains and dances in the tube

Amy: oh my god that's disgusting!

Bernadette: yeah!

I mindedly put my right hand on Amy's left bare leg and my left hand on Bernadette's right bare leg and I get kind of petrified

Amy: Matias are you ok?

Bernadette: yeah we shouldn't have come here

The woman takes off her bra, exposing her full front body

Me: AHHHH!!!! THAT'S SO DISGUSTING!!!!

Bernadette: yeah!

Amy: gross!

I start crying and I hug Amy

Amy: it's ok Matias it's ok

Howard: I'm sorry Matias...

Me: STAY AWAY FROM ME UNCLE HOWARD!!!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FOR A WHILE!!!!

Howard: but....

Amy: STAY AWAY FROM HIM HOWARD!!!! HE'S 13 YEARS OLD!!!! I'M TAKING HIM HOME!!!!

Bernadette: YOU REALLY WENT TOO FAR HOWARD!!!! LOOK HOW MATIAS IS!!!!

A few minutes later Amy and I are climbing the stairs of the Los Robles building

Me: I'm really sorry that I touched your legs and Aunt Bernadette's, Aunt Amy. I lost my conscience when I saw that woman. I'm totally aware I'm too old to touch your legs

Amy: don't worry Matias. What happened to you was completely normal no matter how old you are. It can be forgiven. But I'm proud of you that you payed more attention to your Uncle Howard than me

Amy and I arrive in apartment 4A

Me: thank you for taking me home Aunt Amy. You're like a 2nd mother to me

Amy: You're welcome

Penny opens the door

Penny: oh my god! What happened?!

Me: Uncle Howard took us to a strip club! I saw a woman's boobs! It was awful! Good night!

Penny: thank you for taking Matias home Amy. Even though I'm sometimes jealous of your relationship with him I really love how much you love him

Amy: he sometimes sees me as a 2nd mother. Good night Penny

Penny: good night Amy

Amy goes back to her house

To be continued...

In this story I added Howard, Bernadette and Raj in the story. I also pretend Leonard and Penny are my parents and that Sheldon, Leonard, Howard and Raj are brothers. I also made Amy be vegan and Leonard and Penny be vegetarian because Mayim Bialik, Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco are vegan and vegetarian in real life

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, Penny, Howard, Bernadette, Raj and I are in Sheldon and Amy's house eating disgusting vegetables Amy cooked

Leonard: Matias eat the vegetables please

Me: I'm sorry dad. I don't like these vegetables

Amy: You don't like them? It's ok don't eat them

Leonard: You have to eat them anyways. Aunt Amy cooked for all of us

Amy: I already told him it's ok Leonard

Penny: please sweetie. Eat the food Aunt Amy cooked for us

Bernadette: yes Matias. If you don't eat the food Aunt Amy won't love you anymore

Amy: hey that's not true! Stop being so manipulative!

Howard: Bernie leave our nephew and my sister-in-law alone please

Raj: come on stop fighting

Leonard: yes Bernadette. Leave this to Penny and me

Sheldon: Leonard, Penny, Bernadette! Leave my nephew alone! If he doesn't like the food don't force him to eat it!

Penny: he needs to learn what he's served

Amy: if Matias doesn't like the food don't force him to eat it. It seems like you're trying to manipulate him into poisoning himself or getting sick

Sheldon: it also seems you're trying to manipulate him into becoming vegetarian or vegan since you never buy Matias meat at home. Being vegetarian doesn't give you the right to turn people like you

Me: I'm sorry that I didn't like your food Aunt Amy. I really am

Amy: it's ok sweetie. Don't worry. Sheldon can you make our nephew a sandwich or something?

Sheldon: ok that's what I'll do

Leonard: no Sheldon! Don't make my son anything else and make him eat the food he has!

Penny: besides vegetables are nice for his health so don't make him anything else

Bernadette: exactly!

Penny: Bernadette please let us handle this

Amy: excuse me are you the hosts here?

Leonard: we're Matias' parents!

Amy: so no. And Bernadette you aren't even Matias' mother or the host so you have a lot less right than Leonard and Penny to talk so shut up

Bernadette: ARE YOU GONNA LET YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW TALK TO ME LIKE THAT HOWARD????!!!!

Howard: I'm sorry but she does have a point

Raj: come on guys stop fighting!

Leonard: You know what?! Whenever you're around with my son both of you are huge pains in the a**?!

Amy: excuse me?!

Bernadette: AND AMY EVER SINCE MATIAS WAS BORN YOU'VE BEEN A REAL CONSENTING BITCH TO HIM!!!!

Amy: hey!

Me: never call Aunt Amy a bitch again Aunt Bernadette!

I start crying

Amy: oh it's ok sweetie don't cry. You know what Bernadette? You just went too far! Sheldon and I are gonna take our nephew to eat somewhere else because when you're around him you are the real bitch!

Sheldon: and whenever Leonard and Penny come to our house they're the actuals pains in the a**! Come on nephew!

Me: I want burgers!

Sheldon: You want burgers? Let's go

Amy: but in the cheesecake factory since I'm vegan

Me: alright I agree

Howard: can I come too? I can't stand Bernadette

Amy: yeah sure bro-in-law. You can come

Raj: can I come too?

Me: sure Uncle Raj

Sheldon, Amy, Howard, Raj and I leave the house

Bernadette: I don't like that Sheldon and Amy consent your son

Leonard: I know but you made him cry

Bernadette: I just wanted to help

Penny: I know but you didn't need to antagonize Amy or my son

My story is set on October 31, 2002, the day my real parents found out they were going to be my parents. In this story I pretend Sheldon, Leonard and Howard are brothers, that Raj is their half-brother and that Leonard and Penny will become my parents. I also pretend Sheldon and Howard knew Amy and Bernadette since before the show even started and Sheldon and Amy will get married the day after. I also pretend Howard and Bernadette are engaged too

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, Penny, Bernadette, Howard and Raj are in Leonard and Penny's house

Leonard: guys we have great news about us

Sheldon: great news about you?

Penny: since you and Amy are getting married tomorrow I think you and her should know our news first as an early wedding present. Is that ok Howard, Bernadette and Raj?

Bernadette: ok sure

Howard: yeah I agree

Raj: Me too

Penny gives Amy an envelope

Amy: money? No offense but it's not an appropiate wedding present. [She opens the envelope] This is the weirdest… [she pulls a pregnancy paper out of the envelope] oh it's not money. It's just a paper confirming… OH I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT!

Penny: that's right Amy. Leonard and I are gonna have a child. I'm pregnant!

Leonard: we're gonna be parents!

Amy: I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT! AN AUNT! NOT BIOLOGICALLY BUT STILL AN AUNT! SHELDON WE'RE GONNA BE UNCLE AND AUNT!

Sheldon: I know right?! This is great news! The day before our wedding!

Amy: I know!

Sheldon and Amy hug each other and Amy turns to Leonard and Penny

Amy: When will he/she be born?! When will he/she be born?! When will he/she be born?!

Penny: we think our child will be born in late June next year. When he or she is born you and Sheldon will be the first ones to carry him or her since it's the day before your wedding

Amy: OH THANK YOU! THIS IS SUCH A HONOR! I WANT MY NEPHEW TO BE BORN SO BADLY!

Sheldon: congratulations Leonard and Penny! This is so great! I'm gonna be an uncle!

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny hug each other

Sheldon: Howard! Raj! We're gonna be uncles! Half-uncle in Raj's case

Leonard: it doesn't matter Sheldon! Raj will still be his or her uncle!

Amy: BERNADETTE WE'RE GONNA BE AUNTS!

Sheldon, Howard and Raj jump with happiness with each other and Amy and Bernadette do the same

Sheldon, Howard and Raj: WE'RE GONNA BE UNCLES! WE'RE GONNA BE UNCLES!

Amy and Bernadette: WE'RE GONNA BE AUNTS! WE'RE GONNA BE AUNTS!

Bernadette, Howard and Raj congratulate Leonard and Penny

The end